A
home away from home for the fun, spirited, idealogical and opinionated.
We have a funny name and a bunch of seemingly random categories...but
what's it all about?
Our
master plan:
We care about each and every category we represent. We want
HumperBumper.com to be the place you visit to shop within your
favorite category. We will continue to grow each category by
offering additional random quality items at affordable prices,
whilst making it fun and informative to visit.
We
looked at many other sites out there. Some have good prices,
some use good quality material, some have very fast turnaround.
Trouble is, you couldn't find one that was offering all three.
We
do.
Our prices:
We even surprise ourselves
how competitive they are. But our quality never suffers.
Best quality:
We manufacture 99% our our stock in house. That ensures we ONLY
use good quality, professional materials and can maintain quality
control. If you have ever used the large print on demand websites
that re brand their products in your name (yeah, them) you will
know that their digital prints don't last. We use professional ink and materials. Our bumper
stickers are made with a high quality 3.5mm vinyl with eco
solvent ink that will last 2-3 years outdoors.
Buy
or resell:
We also wanted to create a site where you can buy a single item
for yourself, but also offer the opportunity to buy in bulk
at wholesale prices. This is great if you want to resell on
your own site or fund raising event or retail store. We even
offer re-branding of our bumper
stickers so you can sell them as your own.
Low minimum quantity, simple pricing:
We noticed when ordering bumper stickers that other sites make
you order a minimum of 250-500. Well, what happens if you don't
need that many? We offer as little as 50 minimum quantity. And
how's this for simplicity - it does not matter how many colors
you need, add a logo? no problem. SAME PRICE! No set up fee,
no hidden extra charges.
Fast
shipping:
We also noted that typical turnaround time for most sites is
10 days. If you wanted it quicker then you had to pay for the
privilege. We offer 5 working days as a typical margin for custom
printing. Our stock designs usually go out within 24-48 hours
Trustworthy
online shopping:
Our shopping cart is one of the most trusted on the net. Your
information is encrypted. Your credit card information is not
stored on our system.
We
NEVER spam you:
Or sell your user information. (we hate spam as much
as you do).
Easy
to contact:
We offer legitimate and easy ways to contact us. We provide
our phone number, business address and
email address. And if you just don't like ordering online,
no problem. Call 805 230-1328 and we will be happy to take your
order over the phone. Real people are available to talk to,
chat with and offer friendly service.
When dealing with HumperBumper you get to talk to a real person AND in the USA. No complicated phone network or voice recognition systems here. First names apply and we are people who will get to know your business and how to help you best, people you can build a real business relationship with.
Printed
in the USA:
All the way. Sweatshop free.
Are
we biased in the messages we sell?:
Erm.....yeah. We admit to being politically liberal.
However, there are many slogans on our site that we have no
particular opinion on either way, and thats fine. But what we
are clear about is that we will not sell slogans of hate, overly
crude insults, derogatory, bigoted or harsh sexist stuff here
either. And definitely no racist crap.
Do
you ever turn down printing a message you disagree with?:
Guilty. We turn down lots of stuff. (see previous paragraph).
We just could not be one of those sites that sell 'Pro' and
'Anti' slogans for each and every cause.We are by no means
holier than thou but we are at least trying to take the high
road even if it means loosing a few bucks along the way.
